Life's too Short to Even Care at All...

diannaanonsky:

qurl u ok

sheldon: you should have seen the jenga tantrum of 08.
leonard: you bumped the table and you know it.
amy: maybe we should play something on leonard's level of understanding. alright leonard we'll close our eyes and you'll go hide.
leonard: i'm going to my room.
amy: good job leonard, but next time don't tell us where you're hiding.
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m0ther-fuck:

She’s So High Above Me - Tal Bachman

insta-grammar:

God damn, Bob’s Burgers is probably the funniest show I’ve seen in a long time. Kristen Schaal and H. Jon Benjamin can do no wrong.

Best Line From Dance Moms: Miami…

almister12:

Angel: Have you ever stayed up past curfew?

Kimmy: Yes. To do homework.

Angel: That doesn’t make you bad. That makes you a nerd.

lionface9:

absolutely died when i heard this.. story of my life. beautifulllllll.